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Clips : Black Chick vs. Chinese Chick

mightydeafsensei — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:29:43 +0000

Today’s “may be racist” clip comes to us from San Francisco where 2 women get into a fight over a bus seat. Sure, it’s probably not funny, but my audience tends to be insensitive anyway. Points may go to the Chinese chick, but everyone around here knows fights with black girls are determined by who rips out the weave.

Although it’s on youtube, I’m linking instead of embedding so you can read the translation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oJ7zhduESY

In all political fairness, no race is crazier than the next because all women are mad.

Links : Shh, Don’t Tell Steve

mightydeafsensei — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:04:59 +0000

Stealing your food, locking you out, putting something rotten under your mattress,…all of these things are what shitty juvenile roommates do. But, what does a shitty roommate do? Well, a shitty roommate secretly blogs…about YOUR life. I’m not sure the motives for such an act, but Steve’s roommate has been tweetings his life for months now and he still doesn’t know. Kudos to you, Steve’s roommate, for one of the best schemes I’ve heard of it recent years.

http://twitter.com/shhdontellsteve

Clips : Miley Cyrus Featuring Notorious B.I.G.

mightydeafsensei — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:40:33 +0000

The idea of this is pretty hilarious simply because it’s so hard to believe, but the mash-up itself…is really freaking good.

Shout Out : Laugh Track Confessions

mightydeafsensei — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:30:52 +0000

Remember a couple weeks ago when I said that every now and then a sex scandal arises that makes me laugh? Someone has the same problem which led to a brilliant idea adding a laugh track to political confessions. This isn’t awkward in the least.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/laugh-track-confessions

Clips : Dr. Jones

mightydeafsensei — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:18:02 +0000

Here’s one of the most amazing flashbacks for Gen-X, a parody of that song “Mr. Jones”(can you guys even remember what life was like when Counting Crows was still relevant?)…about Indiana Jones. It’s sad they mentioned “Crystal Skull”. I’ve boycotted Spielberg since they aimed walkie-talkies at E.T. He’s an illegal extra-terrestrial. What’s that got to say about our national security? Thanks for being Anti-American, Steve.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8ddd6bbdbb/dr-jones-from-beeftrain-incident

Clips : Super Hardcore Mario Bros. 2: For Hardcore Gamers ONLY

mightydeafsensei — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:03:29 +0000

This really does make the game so hardcore. This guy has got to be a remnant from the X-generation. It’s that awesome. Hardcore doesn’t exist like this anymore. As you can tell, I’m short of things to say because this just completely blew my mind and made my day (my mind likes blown).

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922075

Clips : Sex in Japanese

mightydeafsensei — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:49:55 +0000

This is why I’ve chosen not to teach.

Clips : Gaydar

mightydeafsensei — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:49:27 +0000

Here’s a funny parody of Britney Spears’ “Raydar”, appropriately entitled “Gaydar”. La Coacha really managed to capture the message I’m always spreading : essentially no one’s in the closet, people are just stupid.

Clips : Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song

mightydeafsensei — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:20:37 +0000

Is it normal to go to such great lengths to talk down one’s ego? I think you’d be able to answer after watching these clips.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c4a43aff11/everyday-normal-guy-rap-song-from-jon-lajoie
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/516bf11840/everyday-normal-guy-2-from-jon-lajoie

Links : God Hates Shrimp

mightydeafsensei — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:45:12 +0000

Here’s an idea that’s downright hilarious, people protesting crustaceans because the Bible says they’re abominations. It is true, you’re going to hell for things other than homosexuality and the Bible states that practically anyone who eats at Red Lobster is swimming in sin. Personally, I’d go for Leviticus 15:19. All women should be excused from school or work for 7 days when their menstrual cycle comes around since, you know, they can’t touch a guy or he becomes unclean or a guy can’t sit where a woman was sitting because he’d become unclean. We’re so unclean we deserve 7 days paid vacation once a month. I bet people would support that.

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/